Hot-Crazy Scale

Hot-Crazy Scale also known as the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal, this theory may not be spot on but it's quite appealing to me.  It basically says the crazier a girl is, the hotter she has to be.If she does not lie above or on the diagonal then she is not fit to be in a relationship with you.And by any chance she settles in the Shelly Galezeby Zone then watch-out your balls are in danger.